ThisGuy Reviews: Priest

ThisGuy!

If you go against the church you go against god… If you go against the church you go against god… If you go against the church you go against god… If you go against the church you go against god… If you go against the church you go against god… If you go against the church you go against god… If you go against the church you go against god… If you go against the church you go against god… If you go against the church you go against god… If you go against the church you go against god… If you go against the church you go against god… Riiiight…did ya get through that?¿ If so then perhaps you will get through Priest…. Perhaps.

 Ok we get it people like super hero movies. Yes you might even make some cash of it (if its done well) but really… Priest? Right the recipe for this movie… in my mind…A dash of Van Helsing, Quarter Cup of resident evil…. (yer dam vampires look like over bite suffering lickers with short tongues and covered brains… and move like them to top it off) Now… I cant be sure but the train? I have seen it before… final fantasy vii or viii?  I dunno it looks familiar though (add a hint of final fantasy). Half Cup Judge Dread (Walled in city in the middle of a wasteland) Oh and a Tbsp of hawtness the Priestess reminded me of Nakita… (awww yea… I had to.) Right so let me get to the movie then…

Right so there was always men and always Vampires… they fought lots like and as been done soooo many times before they ruined the earth. Oh. Joy. Now the church protects people by locking them in the city and not letting them leave. (cause if you go against… well see the first paragraph *twitch*) The church trains warriors to kill the vamps and tattoo their faces with a sometimes dark some times light but always present cross smack dab in the middle of their mugs. (and yet Maggie Q still remains hawt) ok so the Priests are so good that they work them selves to unemployment and vampires are gone… nice one ladies n gents. So one priest… named… umm Priest has nightmares of a fallen comrade he couldnt save. (Priest traumatic Stress disorder anyone? Haha….awww).

 Q the return of the vampires to of course match right up with the nightmares… bet ya didnt see that  coming. Ok really tho other stuff happens and I wont give away the rest of the movie cause I think I do that to much… not that I really care about spoiling anything for others I just didn’t like this movie enough to keep writing this review. Ok so please someone tell me… in the last fight scene when they are running at each other on the train they were moving REAAAALLLLY slow but the clouds/dust that was flying by were moving normal or fast… am I wrong on that?¿…. I think they messed that up er sumthing… I dunno.

Really this movie wasnt great. The only thing I want to pray for is my dam rental money back… yea that’s right… rental…. people still do that… and so should you… unless of course you are not people then by all means proceed to do what your doing.

ThisGuy says pass or let some sucka rent/buy it then watch it fo free.

Stay Excellent.

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